Alternate Universe Dept.

"We have 22 days to go.  We're six points down.  The national media has written us off.  Sen. Obama is measuring the drapes, and planning with Speaker Pelosi and Sen. Reid to raise taxes, increase spending, take away your right to vote by secret ballot in labor elections, and concede defeat in Iraq, and concede defeat in Iraq... My friends, but you know what they forgot?  They forgot to let you decide.  My friends, we've got the just where we want the." -Sen. John McCain, today in Norfolk, VA.