Where in the World is Carly Fiorina?

After her twin gaffes yesterday - one of which earned her a Gold Star here at the Danifesto - Carly Fiorina has "disappeared" from the McCain campaign for a while.

Maybe she'll be staying in one of McCain's seven houses?

Gold Star Winner: September 16, 2008

Sorry this one is a little late.  The Gold Star Winner for Monday, the Sixteenth of September in the Year of Our Lord 2008 is:

Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina

McCain-Palin Campaign Surrogate

During an interview with a St. Louis radio station this morning, Fiorina was asked if she thought Sarah Palin has the experience to run a major corporation - say, Hewlett-Packard.

Fiorina's response?

"No, I don't."

In fairness to Fiorina (alliteration!), she went on to blab about how she's not running to be a CEO (riiiight, she's just running to be VP - totally less important), and also pointed out that McCain, Obama and Biden also apparently do not have the experience to run a corporation.

That's great, Carly.  But I don't care about that.  You get today's Danifesto Gold Star for these three beautiful, bluntly honest little words:

"No, I don't."

and Yes. We. Can.