Monday, November 10, 2008

Sarah Palin Alert: Eye On 2012

I am pleased to announce a new feature here at The Danifesto: the Sarah Palin Alert. Now that the Alaska Governor is headed back to the Last Frontier (thanks to an electoral ass-kicking at the hands of the Obama/Biden ticket), we won't have as many daily Palin amusements/horror stories to keep us busy. Therefore, when the Moose Lady does make news
, it will be big news, and I am going to do my best to make sure I post every last bit of information I can find. This woman is going to be back for more in 2012 (oh, yay...), and it's never too early to start keeping an eye on America's Favorite Wackjob/Diva/Rogue Candidate.

Without further ado, here we go...

GOV. SARAH PALIN (R-AK) TO SPEAK THURSDAY AT REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS ASSOCIATION CONFERENCE IN MIAMI.

Yup, the failed 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee will speak at the RGA conference this week as part of a series entitled *ahem* Looking Toward the Future.

If by future, you mean... 2012.

Note the other early favorites for the 2012 GOP presidential nomination who are also speaking at the RGA: Gov. Bobby Jindal of Louisiana, former Gov. Mike Huckabee of Arkansas, former Gov. Mitt Romney of Massachusetts, Gov. Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota and Gov. Charlie Crist of Florida.

The most amazing piece of today's news? This little nugget right here:
9:40 - 10:00 a.m. Press avail with Governor Sarah Palin.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A press conference???? You're kidding! That's her first of the 2008 campaign... oh wait. Fuck. Well, I guess it's a step in the right direction, at least.

But why only 20 minutes? There's a lot more than 20 minutes' worth of questions that people need to ask this nutjob (excuse me... wackjob).

But seriously. Go back to Alaska, Sarah. Please?

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