Sarah Palin Alert: GA Senate Runoff

GOV. SARAH PALIN (R-WASILLA) TO CAMPAIGN IN MULTIPLE STOPS FOR SEN. SAXBY CHAMBLISS (R-GA) AHEAD OF DECEMBER 2 RUNOFF

That's right: everyone's favorite moose-murdering, Neiman Marcus-wearing Northern governor will campaign in multiple locations for embattled Republican Senator Saxby Chambliss.

The runoff, between Chambliss and Democratic challenger Jim Martin, will be held next Tuesday.

For the record, I predict Chambliss will win, though it won't be because of Palin.

Seriously, though - can't she just go away? It's almost Thanksgiving. Doesn't she have a turkey (or moose) to hunt and kill from a helicopter or something?

Sarah Palin Alert: The 2012 Draft Begins

COMMITTEE FORMS URGING GOV. SARAH "MOOSE" PALIN (R-AK) TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012

It was only a matter of time. And sure enough, just two weeks after Election Day 2008, a "Draft Sarah" movement has emerged:

"Since forming our committee last week, we now have State Organizers in ten states and thousands from across the nation who have signed on as supporters," writes Kelly. "We feel that for Conservatives to be successful again, we must get back to the core principles of Conservatism. Sarah Palin's popularity and her Conservative values that she embodies will be the catalyst that will resurrect the Conservative base and reform the Republican Party of the near future."

Hmmm... nooooo, not actually. Last time I checked, Sarah Palin doesn't represent anything close to the core principles of conservatism (and no, I refuse to capitalize that word). Palin represents nutjob Christian fundamentalism, sure, but conservatism... I don't think so (at least not in the mind of this tree-hugging, gay marriage-loving, bleeding-heart liberal leftist commie).

Nevertheless, I urge you to visit the website for the Draft Sarah Committee, which you can do here. You'll find some curious things, like a homepage that features a picture of Sarah Palin cooking at home in Wasilla ("See, she's a regular gal! She cooks! She's a mom! Let's elect her president!"). If you go to the Photos section, you'll also see that the committee has posted that Photoshopped image of Palin on the cover of Vogue, even though, well, it's FAKE. Yet the caption reads "In Vogue." I really hope the caption is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Do they mean "En Vogue?" Like the band? Seriously, though... not even a committee devoted to electing Sarah Palin president could be that stupid, could they?

I won't answer that. Just visit the damn website. It'll make you laugh.

Sarah Palin Alert: God & 2012

GOV. PALIN (R-AK) ASKS GOD TO LET HER KNOW IF THERE IS AN OPEN DOOR FOR HER REGARDING THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

"You know, I have -- faith is a very big part of my life. And putting my life in my creator's hands -- this is what I always do. I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door.

Show me where the open door is. Even if it's cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it, but don't let me miss an open door.

And if there is an open door in '12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door."

Girl, you crazy.

Sarah Palin Alert: Eye On 2012

I am pleased to announce a new feature here at The Danifesto: the Sarah Palin Alert. Now that the Alaska Governor is headed back to the Last Frontier (thanks to an electoral ass-kicking at the hands of the Obama/Biden ticket), we won't have as many daily Palin amusements/horror stories to keep us busy. Therefore, when the Moose Lady does make news
, it will be big news, and I am going to do my best to make sure I post every last bit of information I can find. This woman is going to be back for more in 2012 (oh, yay...), and it's never too early to start keeping an eye on America's Favorite Wackjob/Diva/Rogue Candidate.

Without further ado, here we go...

GOV. SARAH PALIN (R-AK) TO SPEAK THURSDAY AT REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS ASSOCIATION CONFERENCE IN MIAMI.

Yup, the failed 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee will speak at the RGA conference this week as part of a series entitled *ahem* Looking Toward the Future.

If by future, you mean... 2012.

Note the other early favorites for the 2012 GOP presidential nomination who are also speaking at the RGA: Gov. Bobby Jindal of Louisiana, former Gov. Mike Huckabee of Arkansas, former Gov. Mitt Romney of Massachusetts, Gov. Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota and Gov. Charlie Crist of Florida.

The most amazing piece of today's news? This little nugget right here:

9:40 - 10:00 a.m. Press avail with Governor Sarah Palin.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A press conference???? You're kidding! That's her first of the 2008 campaign... oh wait. Fuck. Well, I guess it's a step in the right direction, at least.

But why only 20 minutes? There's a lot more than 20 minutes' worth of questions that people need to ask this nutjob (excuse me... wackjob).

But seriously. Go back to Alaska, Sarah. Please?